How to Approach a Woman

By: Don Charlie

You’re finally ready to approach a woman, but you don’t know how. Well what I’m going to tell you may shock you, so get ready. You don’t need to know fancy pick-up lines to approach women! Here’s your typical “player”:

Player: Whoa momma, your feet must be tired, cause you been running’ through my mind all day

Woman: Eww gross get away from me.

Sad isn’t it?

When you are approach women, there is NO reason to be afraid. They shit sitting down just like you do. Just be practical about your approach. Women aren’t as stupid as they look (big shocker). They will know most of the time if you are trying to pick them up or not. So just be casual, because it is proven that the less a woman knows about your agenda, the better your success.

How do you approach a woman, but at the same time, not let her be wise on your scheme to pick her up?

BE PRACTICAL

Here’s an example of a practical approach at a book store with an employee

Me: Hey, can I ask you a really fast question?

Her: Sure

Me: This is my first time in here and I need some help picking out a book. What do you recommend?

Her: Well, what do you like?

Me: Anything suspenseful, or a mystery…you look sort of familiar, what college do you go to?

(I say this, because she can’t answer yes or no, she has to have an open ended question)

Did you see what I did there? I applied to her personal interests. A girl isn’t going to be in a bookstore unless she loves books. So, it’s a good guess to say that she likes books and will be more then anxious to help find something for you. Then I changed bats on her and asked her an open ended question. Now you have her hooked in a conversation.

People LOVE talking about them, so as long as you keep the conversation on them, keep it funny, then your good as gold.

Here is another example of an opener I’ve used at a park.

I’ll see a woman doing some pretty fast walking and I will walk up next to her, keeping up to her.

Me: Going somewhere important?

Her: *giggles* no, just trying to burn off these love handles

Me: Get outta here, I didn’t know they made clothes smaller then 0

Her: haha, girls got to do what girls got to do.

Me: Haha, yeah, so what’s your name?

Blah blah blah

Just be casual, don’t be afraid to initiate a NORMAL conversation with a woman ever.

Let’s face it. The majority of the population of guys are too busy being e-pimps on myspace to actually have real interaction with women. So women are starved of actual conversation. Go up to here and talk to her like you’ve known her for years. Be casual, and remember, have fun with it!