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**Disclaimer** These pick up lines are not intended to actually work. I just think they're funny. Fuck you.
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- If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
- If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a
nut in your hole?
- Let's forget all the bullshit and just get naked.
- Are you free tonight? Or are you gonna charge me?
- Are you a single mother? (no) Do you wanna be?
- You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
- Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?
- Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with
my magic meat wand.
- Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk
and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get
drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's
up to you.
- Do you want to see something swell?
- Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
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Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
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I have only three months to live...
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What's your sign?
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You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
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Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
- Damn sweety slow down, i'm a diabetic
- So, do you like fat guys with no money?
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What's a nice girl like you doing
with a face like that?
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Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
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Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice
eyes.
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If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
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