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Fun and Cheesy Pick Up Lines To Pick Up Women
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**Disclaimer** These pick up lines are not intended to actually work. I just think they're funny. Fuck you.
 
Pick up lines

  • If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
  • If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
  • Let's forget all the bullshit and just get naked.
  • Are you free tonight?  Or are you gonna charge me?
  • Are you a single mother? (no) Do you wanna be?
  • You're ugly, but you intrigue me.
  • Well here I am, what are your other two wishes?
  • Do you like magic? (Yes or No) I want to cast a spell on you with my magic meat wand.
  • Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
  • Do you want to see something swell?
  • Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  • Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
  • I have only three months to live...
  • What's your sign?
  • You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers?
    No? Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
  • Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job?
    No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?
  • Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
  • Damn sweety slow down, i'm a diabetic
  • So, do you like fat guys with no money?
  • What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
  • Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
  • Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
  • Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
  • If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?